09082016. My big brother's birthday.

We planned a small celebration for him. Of course lah isteri dia merangkap kakak ipar Scya yang rancang. Tak beli kek pun, makan KFC je.

Sambil-sambil adik pergi beli, Kaklang (my sister-in-law, his wife) asked my brother to get her orange Twister. Jadi, abang pun keluarlah pergi beli.

Then we set up the table. Erk~ okay tak table pun. Hampar seperah, bersila siap. Susun pinggan mangkuk cawan siapkan semua sebelum dia balik.

And he came back from the store.

'Happy birthday to you..........'

Amboi, sengih abang kita, seronok lettew~~ tak malu, demand KFC dari siang lagi. Ish ish ish.

Then we started eating together after my lil brother led the du'a.

We talked about the plan. Adik said Kaklang PM him in the evening, asking him to buy the KFC and he agreed. Acah-acah nak buat surprise. Kalau Kaklang yang keluar, pelik lah pulak. Malam lagi~~ 

Then Adik said, 'Nanti isteri orang pun buat macam tu.'

Pardon me? What?

'Apa dik? Ulang balik?'

'Yelah, nanti isteri orang pun buat macam tu. Surprise birthday.'

I was like....~~~kahkah adik oi. Mak dengan Kaklang dah sengih.

'Apa dik? Awak STPM pun tak lepas lagi? Eh cita-cita tinggi sangat.' I laughed at him. Buat lawak pulak Adik aku ni.

'Mak, mak nak tahu tak? Adik ada makwe baru. Dia dah move on daripada Fatin tu, Fatin apa? Nabilah? Whatever lah.'

Lepas tu dia geram and said, 'Alaaa awak tu dulu sama je. Pergi date dekat Tg. Malim, makan KFC, jalan-jalan. Awak ajak orang.' And I shut him up by acah-acah nak pukul dia.

Derr~dia ungkit kisah cinta monyet kita pulak dah. Mak dah sengih habis dah. Kaklang pun sama. Ciskek basi betul lah Adik ni.

'Kurang-kurang Kakchik ajak awak. Awak ada ajak Kakchik? Ada pergi Proton City bawakk Kakchik? Makan cendol, ada?' Scya ungkit tempat-tempat dia dating dengan Makwe dia. I don't really know if they still together actually sebab haritu macam dah putus. Macam lah~ tapi belum kot? Entah.

'Awak tunggu lah. Nanti Kakchik bagi awak abang ipar sado.' I said, without imagining anyone.

'Mana gambar, nak tengok?'  he asked.

'Kaklang dah tengok. Hahaha.' Alamak! Kaklang masuk campur pulak dah. Habis den -,-''

'Kat IG ada ke? Nak tengok?' As quickly he took his phone and scrolled my IG.

Eleh, carilah~ takkan jumpa.

'Baju hijau ni ke?' 

DAMN !!

'Hish bukanlah. Itu kawan. Mana ada, tipu je. Mana ada calon lagi.'

Mak memang dah nak ketawa dah. Scya sebenarnya malu, serius malu bila cakap pasal ni depan mak. Scya kalau pasal benda-benda ni memang tak cerita kat Mak sangat sebab malu, unless kalau memang dah betul-betul ada dan sedia. Kalau setakat crush ke, suka ke,~ memang takkan cerita. Malu weii~

But a moment after that, I realize yang kami adik-beradik rupanya semua dah besar. Semua dah mula sembang pasal benda-benda orang dewasa. Pasal masa depan. Yang membezakan adalah cara pemikiran masing-masing.

Paling penting, semua dah berani cakap depan Mak. Kalau dulu sorok-sorok je takut Mak marah sebab bercinta zaman sekolah. Kahkah~ gataiiii nauu.

Mak pun tak sabar nak dapat menantu, especially son-in-law because she still don't get one since my sister and I both are not married yet :p 

Sabar ye mak, Kakchik jumpa calon nanti Kakchik bagitau awal-awal. 

Doakan Kakchik tau, saaaayaaaang Mak !!

09082016. My big brother's birthday.

We planned a small celebration for him. Of course lah isteri dia merangkap kakak ipar Scya yang rancang. Tak beli kek pun, makan KFC je.

Sambil-sambil adik pergi beli, Kaklang (my sister-in-law, his wife) asked my brother to get her orange Twister. Jadi, abang pun keluarlah pergi beli.

Then we set up the table. Erk~ okay tak table pun. Hampar seperah, bersila siap. Susun pinggan mangkuk cawan siapkan semua sebelum dia balik.

And he came back from the store.

'Happy birthday to you..........'

Amboi, sengih abang kita, seronok lettew~~ tak malu, demand KFC dari siang lagi. Ish ish ish.

Then we started eating together after my lil brother led the du'a.

We talked about the plan. Adik said Kaklang PM him in the evening, asking him to buy the KFC and he agreed. Acah-acah nak buat surprise. Kalau Kaklang yang keluar, pelik lah pulak. Malam lagi~~ 

Then Adik said, 'Nanti isteri orang pun buat macam tu.'

Pardon me? What?

'Apa dik? Ulang balik?'

'Yelah, nanti isteri orang pun buat macam tu. Surprise birthday.'

I was like....~~~kahkah adik oi. Mak dengan Kaklang dah sengih.

'Apa dik? Awak STPM pun tak lepas lagi? Eh cita-cita tinggi sangat.' I laughed at him. Buat lawak pulak Adik aku ni.

'Mak, mak nak tahu tak? Adik ada makwe baru. Dia dah move on daripada Fatin tu, Fatin apa? Nabilah? Whatever lah.'

Lepas tu dia geram and said, 'Alaaa awak tu dulu sama je. Pergi date dekat Tg. Malim, makan KFC, jalan-jalan. Awak ajak orang.' And I shut him up by acah-acah nak pukul dia.

Derr~dia ungkit kisah cinta monyet kita pulak dah. Mak dah sengih habis dah. Kaklang pun sama. Ciskek basi betul lah Adik ni.

'Kurang-kurang Kakchik ajak awak. Awak ada ajak Kakchik? Ada pergi Proton City bawakk Kakchik? Makan cendol, ada?' Scya ungkit tempat-tempat dia dating dengan Makwe dia. I don't really know if they still together actually sebab haritu macam dah putus. Macam lah~ tapi belum kot? Entah.

'Awak tunggu lah. Nanti Kakchik bagi awak abang ipar sado.' I said, without imagining anyone.

'Mana gambar, nak tengok?'  he asked.

'Kaklang dah tengok. Hahaha.' Alamak! Kaklang masuk campur pulak dah. Habis den -,-''

'Kat IG ada ke? Nak tengok?' As quickly he took his phone and scrolled my IG.

Eleh, carilah~ takkan jumpa.

'Baju hijau ni ke?' 

DAMN !!

'Hish bukanlah. Itu kawan. Mana ada, tipu je. Mana ada calon lagi.'

Mak memang dah nak ketawa dah. Scya sebenarnya malu, serius malu bila cakap pasal ni depan mak. Scya kalau pasal benda-benda ni memang tak cerita kat Mak sangat sebab malu, unless kalau memang dah betul-betul ada dan sedia. Kalau setakat crush ke, suka ke,~ memang takkan cerita. Malu weii~

But a moment after that, I realize yang kami adik-beradik rupanya semua dah besar. Semua dah mula sembang pasal benda-benda orang dewasa. Pasal masa depan. Yang membezakan adalah cara pemikiran masing-masing.

Paling penting, semua dah berani cakap depan Mak. Kalau dulu sorok-sorok je takut Mak marah sebab bercinta zaman sekolah. Kahkah~ gataiiii nauu.

Mak pun tak sabar nak dapat menantu, especially son-in-law because she still don't get one since my sister and I both are not married yet :p 

Sabar ye mak, Kakchik jumpa calon nanti Kakchik bagitau awal-awal. 

Doakan Kakchik tau, saaaayaaaang Mak !!